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Rules for Life
*The day you decide to sell your soul, the
market will be glutted with souls
*Any dropped item will first strike your toes
*The purpose of the communication is to
advance the communicator
*Information conveyed is always less
important than the impression
*A decision is judged by the conviction with
which it is uttered
*Anyone else who can be blamed should be
blamed
*A clean tie attracts the soup of the day
*Exceptions always outnumber rules
*For every action, there is an equal and
opposite criticism
*No matter which way you go, it's uphill and
against the wind
*Everyone lies, but it doesn't really
matter... no one's listening anyway
*The severity of the itch is inversely
proportional to the reach
*If things seem to be going well, you've
obviously overlooked something
*Nothing, except the very finest wine,
improves with age
*Men !!! Abstain from wine, women, and song
-- mostly song
*Nothing is ever accomplished by being
reasonable
*Virtue is always its own punishment
*Opportunity always knocks at the least
opportune moment
*If stock market experts were so smart,they'd
be too busy buying stock, to give advice
*Life can be only understood looking back,
unfortunately, it must be lived forwards
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