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A rather snobby, farsighted gentleman visiting a modern museum of art turned to an attendant standing nearby and commented, "I suppose this is one of those hideous representations of so called modern art?" "No, sir," replied the attendant. "That one's called a mirror."
BUY-ology . . . the science of shopping.
The trouble with the voice of experience is that it won't keep its mouth shut.
Marriage Counselor: Please remember,
Mr. And Mrs. Brown, there are always two sides to every story.
Mrs. Brown: Fine. I'll tell you my side first; then I'll tell you his.
A man showed up late for work on his first day on the job. His new boss asked, "What happened?" The man said, "The clock woke everybody but me." "How could that happen?"
"Well, it was set for six, and there are seven of us in the house!"
"May I try on that outfit in the window?" A young man asks the manager of a clothing store, slow with customers. "Go ahead," the manager replies. "It might attract some business."
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