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Rules for Life
Few people blame themselves...
until they have exhausted all other possibilities
Live each day like it is your last...
someday it will be
A person with a tidy desk...
is not doing much work
All builders' quotes and time estimates
are complete fiction
Bad weather reports are more likely to be accurate
than good weather reports
Any man you meet after the age of 40
will have a fatal flaw
Never trust a man with a ponytail
The woman on the plane with 3 children
is heading for the seat beside you
The way a man drives
tells you a lot about how he makes love
You always have less money in your bank account
than you think
Ugly plants grow faster and better than beautiful ones...
and they'll last forever
Most things (other than clothes) are easier to get into
than to get out of
When you cross a one-way street...
always look both ways
"I don't want it brilliant, I want it today"
is the office theme of today
People who say "I wish I had time to read"
are not readers
Never trust anyone who tells you too much about themselves
at a first meeting
Never bad-mouth anyone's former partner --
Next week they'll be back together
When you don't know what you're doing...
Do it neatly
The number of people watching is proportionate
to the stupidity of your actions
If somebody says "It's not the money, it's the principle" --
it's the money
If you can't beat them, join them --
then beat them
A penny saved is a penny saved --
Think bigger !
Never explain --
Explanations only confuse issues
Opportunity knocks at the most inopportune moment
A workable falsehood is more useful than a complex set of lies
The longer you wait in a line...
The more likely it is to be the wrong line
Moderation might be the key to success...
But you only after you've tried excess
Never step into anything soft
People who say "I don't play games"
Are playing one
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