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Quickie Wisdom
Life is only the whims of several billion cells
which control all your actions and thoughts
Give me the Luxuries, and the Hell with the Necessities !
Funny how people are always available for work in the past tense
Confidence is the feeling you have before you understand the situation
If ya think no one cares you're alive, miss a few payments on something
Inside every large problem is a small problem struggling to get out
Always, always accept good advice --
as long as it doesn't interfere with your original plans
When we stumble over the truth...
We get up & go on as if nothing happened
If all the world's a stage, most of us are woefully unrehearsed
Teamwork is essential -- it allows you to blame someone else
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