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One Liners
ON LITERATURE
Some novels are not to be tossed aside lightly, they should be thrown with great force
ON THE FALL OF ROME
The Empire fell because lacking zero, they had no way to develop computers
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-Philosophy for the 90's
ON MATERIALISM
He who dies with the most toys, is, never-the-less, still quite dead
ON EQUALITY
All things being equal, fat people use more soap
ON CHEMISTRY
The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity
ON HUMAN RELATIONS
For every action, there is an equal and opposite criticism
ON HEREDITY
The problem with the gene pool is that there is no lifeguard
ON SUCCEEDING
By the time you can make ends meet, they move the ends
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