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Why isn't there a Channel 1 on TV ?
Why isn't there an Interstate Highway 1 ?
Why does quicksand work slowly ?
How come boxing rings are square ?
Why are tomboys girls ?
Why does a priceless object cost more than a pricey one ?
Just before someone gets nervous are there cocoons in their stomach
?
Why isn't there a mouse flavored cat food ?
Why do people say they have an open mind yet want ya to agree ?
What do you plant to grow a seedless watermelon, orange or grape ?
We make semi-conductors; why can't we make complete conductors ?
How come Australians don't know the winning US Lottery numbers ?
Why do they say "recorded earlier" on TV
-- when else would it be recorded ?
How come when you open a can of evaporated milk,
the milk's still in there ?
Where do dust bunnies come from anyway ?
Why is it a man will vacuum the lawn, but not a rug ?
How come the ocean does get any fuller
with all those rivers running into it ?
What do you suppose Tom Brokaw is doing right now ?
Who edits fishing shows -- How do they decide what's too boring ?
When zebras age &
turn gray, do they look like white horses ?
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