Epitaph in a dog cemetery: "He never met a man he didn't lick"

I have been told that insanity is hereditary.

Parents get is from their children.

Humour, like history, repeats itself.

Do you know how to keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

love is oceans of emotions surrounded by expanses of expences.

If the husband isn't a self-starter, his wife may become a crank.

Some woman show their sense of humor by their choice of husband.

I married my wife 250 checkbooks ago.

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