The best way to tell a woman's age is when she is not around. 

If you want to learn a woman's real age, ask someone who doesn't like her.

The Best way to cure your wife of nervousness is to tell her it is caused by advancing age.

An alarm clock is a small device used to wake up people who have no children.

An archeologist is a man whose career lies in ruins.

A baldheaded man is one who came out on top and still lost.

Today is the fifth anniversary of my wife's thirty-ninth birthday.

Brains:The only successful substitutes for a lack of brain is silence.

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.

The First formal dance for dentist was called a gum ball.

Business has been so bad that even the shoplifters have stopped coming in.

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