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A six year-old loved going onto the Web. She kept track of her passwords by writing them on Post-it notes. Leaning over her shoulder one day, her mother noticed her Disney password was
posted as "MickeyMinnieGoofyPluto." "Why is it so long?" her mother asked. "Because," the little girl explained, "they say it has to have at least four characters."
A gentleman told his doctor that he wasn't able to do all the things around the house that he used to do. When his physical examination was complete, he said, "Now, Doc, I can take it. Tell me in plain English what is wrong with me." "Well, in plain English," the Doctor replied, "you're just plain lazy." "Okay, I can take that." said the man. "Now give me the medical term so I can tell my wife."
A man showed up late for work on his first day on the job. His new boss asked, "What
happened?" The man said, "The clock woke everybody but me." "How could that happen?"
"Well, it was set for six, and there are seven of us in the house!"
A college student wrote this letter home:
"Dear Folks, I feel miserable because I have to keep writing for money. I feel ashamed and unhappy. I have to ask for another hundred, but every cell in my body rebels. I beg on bended knee that you forgive me. Your son, Marvin.
P.S. I felt so terrible I ran after the mailman who picked this up in the box at the corner. I wanted to take this letter and burn it. I prayed to God, that I could get it back. But I was too late." A few days later he received a letter form his father. It read, "Your prayers were answered. Your letter never came!"
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